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A verse you should read before and after VALENTINE... . Behold it is written in the book of February chapter 14 verse 1 . "And it shall come to pass that on val's day,excuses shall arise again, ; My battery died, my credit got finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams etc... When thou seeth this signs, be calm, fear thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily..thou art not thy boo's boo , thou art a side chick. . Verse 2 Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were taken out, Remember my dear daughter that all will end on the bed . Verse 3: Behold babe, i stand @ d door of ur hostel nd knock, if u hear my voice nd open d door, i will come in nd eat wit u, dine wit u nd share d gifts i av 4 u. . Verse 4: Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself 4 any girl 4 peace i will grant to him. - (verse 4 is for John Mfon John) . Now Verse 5: Hear ye hear ye For girls so love February 14 that they gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date ,but know ye that

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A teacher was teaching words and their opposites and selected Akpos to stand up and answer some questions: TEACHER: What is the opposite of good? AKPOS: Bad. TEACHER: Come? AKPOS: Go. TEACHER: Ugly? AKPOS: intercoursey. TEACHER: You are wrong! AKPOS: You are right! TEACHER: Shut up! AKPOS: Keep talking! TEACHER: Ok, now stop! AKPOS: Ok, now carry on. TEACHER: Get out! AKPOS: Come in! TEACHER: Oh my God! AKPOS: Oh my devil. INTERVIEW: You have failed! AKPOS: I have passed. Www.facebook.com/freedomman.tk

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A verse you should read before and after VALENTINE... . Behold it is written in the book of February chapter 14 verse 1 . "And it shall come to pass that on val's day,excuses shall arise again, ; My battery died, my credit got finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams etc... When thou seeth this signs, be calm, fear thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily..thou art not thy boo's boo , thou art a side chick. . Verse 2 Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were taken out, Remember my dear daughter that all will end on the bed . Verse 3: Behold babe, i stand @ d door of ur hostel nd knock, if u hear my voice nd open d door, i will come in nd eat wit u, dine wit u nd share d gifts i av 4 u. . Verse 4: Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself 4 any girl 4 peace i will grant to him. - (verse 4 is for MR FREEDOM MAN ) . Now Verse 5: Hear ye hear ye For girls so love February 14 that they gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date ,but know ye that

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MR FREEDOM MAN:

Your worry can not solve any problem instead it cause more problems, you have been worried for long still nothing seems to have change,now let's change our attitude,to thank God for the things that we still have. Good health,children,a healthy life,our parents,If you doubt me please visit the hospital today,I have just realized that we worry about things that money can buy forgetting to thank God for the things that money can Never buy! If money were to be used in buying life do you really think we will be alive? DASUKI would have bought all with his money,The answer is NO please do not be worry,be rest assure that God have a plan for us and is for GOOD. Happy new month friends please Www.facebook.com/freedomman.tke thankful to God
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MR FREEDOM MAN: PETE EDOCHIE COLLECTION OF PROVERBS 1. The little ...

MR FREEDOM MAN: I miss Jonathan ooo. Now that Buhari has won , his wife hadn't made Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like first lady Dame Patience does? This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian. Examples of her "award winning speeches" include: 1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT. 2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people. 3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE. 4- * My fellow widows. 5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace. 6- * My husband is the best couple on earth. 7- * The doctors are responding to treatment. 8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I left them for God. 9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on. 10- * Na only you waka come? 11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are "sharing" 12- * diaris God o... 13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family. 14- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exa
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PETE EDOCHIE COLLECTION OF PROVERBS 1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table. 2. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most. 3. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding. 4. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it. 5. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt. 6. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues. 7. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful. 8. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out. 9. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to. 10. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty. 11. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together. Which number is your favorite?

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Pls say after me with faith I shall not beg to eat. I shall not be ashamed. I shall not be cursed. I shall not cry over loved ones. I shall not be mocked. I shall not be a victim of hired killers. I shall not be a victim of accidents. I shall not be sorrowful. BUT, I shall be great. I shall be fruitful. I shall be victorious. I shall be celebrated. I shall be successful. I shall be favoured. I shall be blessed in abundance. I shall be prosperous. I shall have joy unspeakable. I shall have peace beyond limits. I shall make it. I shall testify. I shall be lifted high beyond falling. I shall excel in all that i do. I shall be called Wonderful. Where the road is thirsty of flesh and blood, my family n i with my beloved ones will not go thereThe evils that will happen will not know my dwelling place. Death messengers will not know my address. The miracles in the year shall locate my householdMy heart desires will not be cut-short. I will not cry because of you I pray for you, in the remaining months of this year, Your PICTURE WILL NOT BE USED FOR R.I.P Send this to the 24 most important people in your life. Not more than 24 people,and send it to me if I'm included. Www.facebook.com/freedomman.tk

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