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LET ME TELL U THE TRUTH ABOUT SEX............ When you take a gal to a room, your dick will get stiff and too hard like an angry cobra. Sweet blood will flow from the brain to the toe. The waiste will seem to be flexible and sweeter than sugar especially when u see her thighs. When you insert your dick inside the promise land, your dick will smile and laugh in a louder sweet sound like nwoot" nwoot"......... .......?..................................... ............................................. ...................... Please scroll down slowly for more fun........................... ............................................. What am trying to mean here is that, Whenever some thing about the Lord Jesus christ who died for you is being posted on face book, you will not take your time to comment. You will not take your time to remember the blood that christ poured for you. You will not even bother to read it. When you see the cross that jesus suffered from, to set you free, you wont type amen. You will shamelesslly skip it. But when such romantic rubbish stories are posted, you will seriously take your time commenting. You will be happy and you will enjoy it better. You will even hurry to comment with your whatsapp number. You will even forget that God is the reason 4 u being Alive today. kindly type Amen to thank God for keeping you alive.

Chelsea vs Swansea city APC.   25 02 2017.

If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day. Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day. Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day. Marry a rich person everyday is New Year Day Marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day. Marry a cheat or a liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day. And if you don't get married, everyday is Independence Day!💃 ������ Please Read on!!! According to Cecilia Wood, Marriage is the only school where you get the Certificate before you start. It's also a school where you will never graduate. It's a school without a break or a free period. It's a school where no one is allowed to drop out. It's a school you will have to attend every day of your life. It's a school where there is no sick leave or holidays. It's a school founded by God: 1.On the foundation of love. 2.The walls are made out of trust. 3.The door made out of acceptance. 4.The windows made out of understanding 5.The furniture made out of blessings 6.The roof made out of faith. Be reminded that you are just a student not the principal. God is the only Principal. Even in times of storms, don't be unwise and run outside. Keep in mind that, this school is the safest place to be. Never go to sleep before completing your assignments for the day. Never forget the C-word...Communicate. Communicate with your classmate and with the Principal. If you find out something in your classmate (spouse) that you do not appreciate, Remember your classmate is also just a student not a graduate, God is not finished with him/her yet. So take it as a challenge and work on it together. Do not forget to study the Holy Book (the main textbook of this school). Start each day with a sacred assembly and end it the same way. Sometimes you will feel like not attending classes, yet you have to. When tempted to quit find courage and continue. Some tests and exams may be tough but remember, the Principal knows how much you can bear and yet it's a school better than any other. It's one of the best schools on earth; joy, peace and happiness accompany each lesson of the day. Different subjects are offered in this school, yet love is the major subject. After all the years of theorizing about it, now you have a chance to practice it. To be loved is a good thing, but to love is the greatest privilege of them all. Marriage is a place of love, so love your spouse. More grace from God. Send this to all your married friends to encourage them, and to your unmarried friends to counsel and educate them. *ENJOY UR WEEK END*

President elect speaks with Nigerian president on telephone

*MESSAGE FROM LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY TEACHING HOSPITAL (LUTH)* ```Please let your wife know about this,,This is a serious caution from medical practioners [LUTH] to all female beings be it infant, baby girl, ladies, mothers; cancer of the vagina is all over pls avoid washing your vagina with soap, wash with only water, there is a particular chemical in soap generally that is very dangerous and possibly causes cancer of the vagina, cases of cancer of the vagina is all over most of the general hospitals so be aware of this important message. If you have feelings for others kindly pass this message to others that are important to you. ⭕ 56 Girls Died Because Of Using Whisper, Stayfree Etc. ⭕ Don't use One Single Pad 4 d Whole Day B'coz Of The Chemical Used in Ultra Napkins Which Converts Liquid into Gel...it Causes Cancer in Bladder & Uterus. So Plz Try To Use Cotton Made Pads And if You Are Using Ultra Pads, Plz Change it Within 5 Hours, Per Day, At least. If The Time is Prolonged The Blood Becomes Green & The Fungus Formed Gets inside The Uterus & Body. ⭕ Plz don't feel shy 2 forwd this msg 2 all girls nd even boys so that they can share with their wives N friends, whom they care for. ⭕ AIMS Kick Off "Breast Cancer". 🔺Nurse Ur Baby. 🔺Wash Ur Bra Daily. 🔺Avoid Black Bra in Summer 🔺Do Not Wear A Bra While Sleeping. 🔺Do Not Wear An Under Wire Bra Very Often. 🔺Always Cover Ur Chest Completely By Ur Dupatta Or Scarf When U Are Under The Sun. 🔺Use A Deodrant Not An Anti Perspirant. 🔺This is A Public Service Msg From Tata Cancer Hospital. ⭕ Pass it 2 All The Ladies You Care For Without Hesitating. ⭕ Awareness is important ⭕ I Care For You ⭕ Plzz Dont Hesitate To inform Other Females Forward 2 Evry Girl On Ur List..!!... ⭕ I'll Start with u ❣❣❣`

Powerful one minute Prayer ------------------------ This prayer takes about one minute! Pray it sincerely, and then those you send to, will pray for you! Prayer by Bishop T.D. Jakes "When you are DOWN to nothing ..God is UP to something"! Father, in the Name of Jesus, bless me even while I'm reading this prayer and bless the one that sent this to me in a special way. Open supernatural doors today in our lives. Save and set us free from every satanic operation. Give us a double portion of your Spirit as we take back everything that the devil has stolen from us: Our Emotional Health, Physical Health, Finances, Relationships, Children, Jobs, Homes, Marriages, etc. I cancel every plot, plan, and scheme the enemy has devised against us in the MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS. And I declare: NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST US SHALL PROSPER. I speak LIFE into every dead situation in our lives. And, I thank You that nothing is over until YOU say it's over! I speak prophetically into our lives and to our situations: Our households are blessed; Our health is blessed; Our marriages are blessed; Our finances are blessed; Our businesses are blessed; Our jobs are blessed; Our children are blessed; Our grandchildren are blessed; Our parents are blessed; Our siblings are blessed; Our ministries are blessed; and, Our decisions are blessed. Mortgages are paid and debts are cancelled; Our hearts' desires are on the way according to YOUR perfect will and plan for our lives. IN JESUS NAME! AMEN! Pray this prayer, then send it to EVERYBODY YOU KNOW and Within an hour countless people would have prayed for you, and you would have caused a multitude of people who never use to pray, to pray this day. The Lord bless you for doing this today in Jesus Name. Amen! --- Please pass this prayer on and stay blessed. So shall it be unto us and all our friends and families in the mighty Name of Jesus! Amen! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

Dear fellow African brothers and sisters it noted that the south African citizens are plotting again another Xinophobic attack starting from the 24 of February 2017. It seems like south African people will never want to love to live together with other fellow Africans people just because of haterage. The message to all foreigners in South Africa is that please send this message to all foreign WhatsApp contacts you have in your phone and let this message go back to all African countries through the whole African Continent, that since the south Africans a planning of attacking foreigners and chase them out of their country, then they should at same time tell all their people are residing in other African countries to leave those countries and go back to south Africa or else their brothers and sisters will also face what other foreign nationals will be facing in their country south Africa. Because this time around it will be tick for tack eye for eye teeth for teeth ashes for ashes. Because we are tired of their nonsense. Foreigners are facing hard time to get jobs in South Africa they are facing hard time even to get documentation then which jobs are these people saying that foreigners are taking from them! This people are full of nonsense this time around fellow Africans don't give them a chance to pick in our eye. Please pass on this message. Let it go even beyond south African borders.

cting President Yemi Osinbajo has been receiving deserved kudos for the way he has been holding down the fort since Buhari went on medical vacation in England on January 19, 2017. In this round as Acting President, Osinbajo seems to have brought a new style, which he had not displayed previously. As Vice President, Osinbajo started on a somewhat shaky note. For instance, one of his first faux pas was his comment on the Federal Character Commission. The Daily Trust, on June 28, 2015, had reported that the Vice President criticised the setting up of the Federal Character Commission and had declared, “henceforth employment and appointment into political offices in the country should be based on merit and not where anyone hails from”. The paper further quoted him as saying: “Where you come from should not be criteria. Let us de-emphasise this issue of federal character and place more emphasis on merit. For instance, I take my health seriously, therefore, if I am ill I should not just look for a medical doctor from my state but for the best, irrespective of his state of origin”. The Vice President reportedly made the statement at the height of the criticisms of the Buhari government for alleged lopsidedness in political appointments. Though the Daily Trust on July 29 2015 reported that the VP denied the report and had clarified what he actually said or meant to say, some of us took the opportunity to re-visit the issue of the application of ‘federal character’ and ‘zoning’ principles in appointments and the distribution of infrastructures as well as the envisaged role of the FCC in nation-building. In an article, ‘Between the VP and the Federal Character Commission’, published in this column on July 2, 2015, I argued that while I agreed with the VP that merit should come before ethnic considerations in appointments, “it could also be argued that there is no region or part of the country where any type of talent could be said to be lacking – meaning that reflection of federal character in appointments is not necessarily incompatible with merit.” I also noted that while ethnicity, religion and regionalism are mere masks used by the elites in the struggle for power and lucre, over time these categories have become ‘ideologized’ such that they have now acquired objective existence of their own. Following from this, I further argued that the symbolism and psychological satisfaction that ‘one’s own’ is part of the leadership structure of the country is salutary to both development and the nation-building process. Another instance of a faux pas by the Vice President was when he castigated Niger Delta militants as agitating only for their pockets in July 2016. The Punch of July 6, 2016 quoted the Vice President as saying, “the Niger Delta Avengers are not freedom fighters, they are not fighting for any freedom; they only fight for their pockets. You can’t be blowing up pipelines and compound the problem of the region and be saying you are fighting for freedom.” Some of us disagreed with the way the Vice President framed the issue. In an article in this column entitled, ‘Osinbajo and the Role of Intellectuals in Politics’ (August 4, 2016), I wrote: “On the Niger Delta Avengers, would the Vice President have lost anything if he had said something like: ‘There are, in several parts of the country, seemingly good grounds for anger and we will respect people’s rights to feel aggrieved. But the solution will always be to dialogue rather than compound the problem by blowing up the pipelines’. Formulations like this will bring out the VP’s compassion as a pastor and satisfy the expectations that intellectuals are expected to empathize with the weaker parties in any conflict - even if they disagree with their methods of expressing their grievances.” As Acting President this time around, a more compassionate Osinbajo appears to have emerged from the old Osinbajo that eagerly framed issues in the simplistic and hard line approaches favored by his bos

I so much love you that's why I decided to pray this prayer from the bottom of my heart . Continue to say AMEN until u get tired. From now till everlasting, I pray with YOU........ You shall be great. ..........,.................................. *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 You shall be fruitful. .......................................... *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 You shall be victorious .................................... *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 You shall be celebrated ................................... *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 You shall be successful ................................... *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 You shall be favored ....................................... *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 You shall be blessed in abundance .................... .... *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 You shall be prosperous . ................................. *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 You shall have joy. ...................................... *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 You shall have peace beyond limits. ............. *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 You shall make it .............................,.........,..... *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 You shall testify.................,.....,.,..................... *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 You shall be lifted high beyond falling...................... *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 You shall excel in all that you do........................ ... *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 You shall be called Wonderful................................. ................ *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 Where the road is thirsty of flesh and blood, you and your loved ones will not go there. .................................................,............ *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 The evils that will happen will not know your dwelling place................................................................ *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 Death messengers will not know your address. ............... .................... *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 The miracles in the year shall locate your household. ........,.....,.......... *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 Your heart desires will not be cut-Short ............................. ......,........... *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 I will not cry because of you. ......,,...............................,......................... *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 I pray with u, your best picture will not be used for RIP.............................................................. . *Amen*🙏🏽🙏🏽 The peace of the Most High God shall locate you and your entire household .................................................................................. . ( *AMEN*🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽) Send it to 24 important people in ur life, Noah FOUND FAVOUR IN THE EYES OF GOD: SATAN: Hahahaha JESUS: Why are you laughing? SATAN: You said this child is yours. JESUS: Which one? SATAN: The one who is reading. JESUS: Yes its my child! SATAN: Your child can't even send this text to 10 people! JESUS: See my child is going to send it to 15 people right now! SATAN: Okay mine will ignore it prove satan wrong as i have done....

PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI AND THE TWENTY MONTH JINX Permit me to begin this contribution with an interesting and historically accurate observation made by the Vanguard Newspaper on 3rd February 2015. They wrote, "Between 1983 and 1985, Peter Onu of Nigeria was Acting Secretary-General of the OAU. At the 1985 Summit in Addis Ababa, statesmen like Julius Nyerere, President of Tanzania, lobbied for his election as substantive Secretary-General. However, there was a major stumbling block to Peter Onu’s candidature: his Head of State, Muhammadu Buhari, was campaigning against him. Buhari claimed: “This generation of Nigerians and indeed future generations have no other country than Nigeria.” But when the crunch came, his allegiance to Nigeria disappeared. In the election of the OAU Secretary-General in 1985, Buhari voted against Nigeria and for Niger instead. He secured the election of Ide Oumarou, a Fulani man from Niger; as opposed to an Igbo man from Nigeria. By so doing, Buhari became the first and only Head of State in the history of modern international relations to vote against his country in favour of his tribe". Graphically illustrated and succinctly put, that is the mindset of the quintessential General Muhamnadu Buhari for you. Yet even in his triumphs and all his glory he has suffered immense pain and his challenges and travails are legion. Consider the following. In 1983 he toppled the much-loved democratically-elected civilian President Shehu Shagari in a military coup and became Head of State. He ruled with an iron fist for exactly 20 months (31st Dec 1983 - 27th August 1985) after which he himself was overthrown in another military coup led by his erstwhile and again much-loved Chief of Army Staff, General Ibrahim Babangida. Thereafter he was detained for three years in Benin city. Exactly 30 years after he was removed from power in 2015 he was "elected" civilian President on the platform of the APC. Once again he presided over the affairs of our country for another 20 months (29th May 2015 - 19th January 2017) until he was struck by an undisclosed yet strange and debilitating illness, fell gravely ill, was compelled to formally transmit his presidential powers to the Vice President, was rushed to the United Kingdom where, up until today, he has remained incommunicado and on "indefinite medical leave". Since then the Nigerian people have not heard his voice or seen him other than being fed with regular diets of pictures of him receiving his close political associates who urge us on a daily basis that he is "hale and hearty" and "getting much better". Sounds familiar? Let us go back a bit. The first time Buhari came to power he unleashed terror on the people in the name of fighting corruption and thousands of innocent and decent men and women were herded into prisons and detention centres all over the country. None of them were given fair trials and all were subjected to a level of humiliation and barbarity that had never been witnessed before in peacetime in our entire history. Criminal laws were applied retroactively and people were executed and hanged based on the application of those laws. Many were locked up, prosecuted and jailed simply for writing and speaking the truth as long as that truth embarrassed or exposed the wickedness or corruption of members of his Federal Military Government. Many politicians, dissidents, writers, journalists, businessmen and human rights activists were locked up in inhuman conditions and underground dungeons and consequently fell chronically ill and most of them never recovered from the ordeal. Many civilians were tried before military courts and, without any credible evidence, jailed for, in many cases, hundreds of years. On the economic front a chronic recession was ushered into the affairs of our nation and people suffered hunger, poverty, deprivation and starvation. Thankfully 20 months later it all came crashing, he was removed from power and sanity was restored. The secon

"Stay Down" (performed by Flashy and Akon) [Hook: Akon] How many days we gonna live our life struggling on the streets How many days we gotta live our life searching for a way to eat You gotta stay down stay down just to see a brighter day Stay down stay down just to live a better way Stay down stay down just to live a brighter day Stay down stay down just to live a better way [Verse 1: Flashy] How many blacks gotta die by the hands of another Don't you understand that man's the same color so that man is your brother That's what happens when that man is from the gutter And that man is a hustler trying to survive, moving grams of that butter See, his momma was a dope fiend, poppa was a rolling stone he never knew what family was he grew up in a broken home Ever since twelve years old he was known as grown 'cause ever since twelve years old he was on his own And even though it seemed like school was the best plan his only choice was distributing the rock like Def- jam While everybody else was getting diplomas he graduated from the middle of the strip to the corner But I don't knock him cause he tryin to bubble there's no food on the table, the rents past due and that's why he hustles and I ain't sayin that its right to be dealin All I'm sayin is I feel him I guess I just see eye 2 eye wit his struggle you know [Hook: Akon] How many days we gonna live our life struggling on the streets How many days we gotta live our life searching for a way to eat You gotta stay down stay down just to see a brighter day Stay down stay down just to live a better way Stay down stay down just to live a brighter day Stay down stay down just to live a better way [Verse 2: Flashy] Now baby girl's got a promising future But her moms passed away while she was younger and her father's a loser He'd always abused her but what else you expect from a coward He wasn't even proud when she got accepted to Howard And even though she loves college everyday it would stress her but it wasn't cause of exams or she hate her professor it was her financial situation here she couldn't pay a semester And the only means of making it better was totally reversing the role lap dancing working that pole even though deep down its hurting her soul And even if it meant taking off her clothes she was down for what ever to help her accomplish her personal goals And I ain't trippin off a-how shortie livin She gotta pay her tuiton put food in the kitchen and that's why she strippin and I ain't sayin I agree with her job but shit times is hard I guess I just see eye to eye with her vision you know [Hook: Akon] How many days we gonna live our life struggling on the streets How many days we gotta live our life searching for a way to eat You gotta stay down stay down just to see a brighter day Stay down stay down just to live a better way Stay down stay down just to live a brighter day Stay down stay down just to live a better way [Verse 3: Flashy] Now see the moral of the story is this if you ain't tryin to help stop our troubles then don't knock our hustle cause really at the end of the day its not ya'll struggle but you always got something to say well hear this fuck you Yeah that's right I'm talking to you come try to sleep in our beds eat off our plates, take a walk in our shoes look at the world from our view try to live by our rules drink the same water we do, put your kids in our schools I guarantee you won't maintain your health you'll probably try to end it all and hang yourself or bang yourself You couldn't possibly understand all pain we felt and without folding your hands play the games we dealt I'm being real I ain't tryin to be evil Look how we live, look how ya'll live c'mon be serious how is we equal Matter fact I feel I'm wasting my time I'm finished writing this rhyme Ya'll never gonna see eye to eye with my people you know [Hook: Akon] How many days we gonna live our life struggling on the streets How many days we gotta live our life searching for a way to eat You gotta stay down stay down just to see a brighter day Stay down stay down just to live a better way Stay down stay down just to live a brighter day Stay down stay down just to live a better way [x2]

John 3:16---I don't understand it! A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner, the people were in and out of the cold. The little boy was so cold that he was not trying to sell many papers. He walked up to a policeman and said, "Mister, you wouldn't happen to know where a poor boy could find a warm place to sleep tonight would you? You see, I sleep in a box up around the corner there and down the alley and its awful cold in there for tonight. Sure would be nice to have a warm place to stay." The policeman looked down at the little boy and said, "You go down the street to that big white house and you knock on the door. When they come out the door you just say John 3:16 and they will let you in." So he did. He walked up the steps and knocked on the door, and a lady answered. He looked up and said, "John 3:16." The lady said, "Come on in, Son." She took him in and she sat him down in a split bottom rocker in front of a great big old fireplace, and she went off. The boy sat there for a while and thought to himself: John 3:16... I don't understand it, but it sure makes a cold boy warm. Later she came back and asked him "Are you hungry?" He said, "Well, just a little. I have not eaten in a couple of days, and I guess I could stand a little bit of food," The lady took him in the kitchen and sat him down to a table full of wonderful food. He ate and ate until he could not eat any more. Then he thought to himself: John 3:16... Boy, I sure do not understand it but it sure makes a hungry boy full. She took him upstairs to a bathroom to a huge bathtub filled with warm water, and he sat there and soaked for a while. As he soaked, he thought to himself: John 3:16 ... I sure don't understand it, but it sure makes a dirty boy clean. You know, I have not had a bath, a real bath, in my whole life. The only bath I ever had was when I stood in front of that big old fire hydrant as they flushed it out. The lady came in and got him. She took him to a room, tucked him into a big old feather bed, pulled the covers up around his neck, kissed him goodnight and turned out the lights. As he lay in the darkness and looked out the window at the snow coming down on that cold night, he thought to himself: John 3:16 ... I don't understand it but it sure makes a tired boy rest. The next morning the lady came back up and took him down again to that same big table full of food. After he ate, she took him back to that same big old split bottom rocker in front of the fireplace and picked up a big old Bible. She sat down in front of him and looked into his young face. "Do you understand John 3:16?" she asked gently. He replied, "No, Madam, I don't. The first time I ever heard it was last night when the policeman told me to use it," She opened the Bible to John 3:16 and began to explain to him about Jesus. Right there, in front of that big old fireplace, he gave his heart and life to Jesus. He sat there and thought: John 3:16 … don't understand it, but it sure makes a lost boy feel safe. You know, I have to confess I do not understand it either, how GOD was willing to send HIS Son to die for me, and how Jesus would agree to do such a thing. I do not understand the agony of the Father and every angel in heaven as they watched Jesus suffer and die. I do not understand the intense love for ME that kept Jesus on the cross till the end. I don't understand it, but it sure does make life worth living. John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. If you are not ashamed to do this, please follow the directions. Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." Pass this on only if you mean it. I do Love GOD. HE is my source of existence. HE keeps me functioning each and every day. Phil 4:13. If you love GOD and are not ashamed of all the marvelous things HE has done for you, send this on. Take 60 seconds & give this a shot! Let us just see if Satan stops this one

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